Dragoncake3's Comments

Jun. 27, 2018

Rating: 50

Y'know, I can tell something is off with the photo at the end, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Nov. 12, 2017

Rating: 4

Mistakes have been made, people are dying, but at least I'm getting a crap ton of tangerines.

Oct. 20, 2017

Rating: 2

I love the the dwarves skip around wherever they go.

Jan. 09, 2017

Rating: 4

I decided that I would play this game in german, just so that I might learn something while procrastinating. Mistakes were made.

Dec. 31, 2016

Rating: 3

Me while playing this game: "just stop dying. It's not hard. I don't die everyday" Anyway, I love this game. It's quick and simple, but enough of a challenge not to be boring.

Nov. 23, 2016

Rating: 5

*Sends thirteen year old daughter off to murder dangerous bandits in her free time* "I'm such an amazing dad."

Nov. 23, 2016

Rating: 4

How to become a badass in 3 easy steps: Step 1: Meet a dapper scarecrow Step 2: Have him throw fruit at you Step 3: Kill his family

Nov. 22, 2016

Rating: 4

I'm not going to lie, I was crying at the end of this. I was repeatedly telling the alien to get up in my head. Beautifully done, 5/5.

Oct. 06, 2016

Rating: 2

Everyone is talking about how educational this is, but it's also a pretty hardcore tower defense like game, especially when compared to other educational games (because to be honest, they tend to suck). I may just be bad at games like this, but I found this pretty challenging. Also the fact that this game has been assigned by science teachers.

Sep. 02, 2016

Rating: 3

I feel so bad for the AI. I wish I could've taken him with me

Aug. 07, 2016

Rating: 2

whoa.

Jul. 06, 2016

Rating: 0

There is a Dipper Pines hat. Yes. Just yes.

May. 04, 2016

Rating: 1

sheesh who is this guy, Fuhrer King Bradley? He kicks butt.

May. 01, 2016

Rating: 1

This is the best series ever. the references are funny, as is the dialect, the gameplay is amusing, and just the entire thing as a whole is awesome.

Apr. 13, 2016

Rating: 1

this is beautiful.

Feb. 11, 2016

Rating: 0

"Excellent she doesn't have insurance!" now you can flirt with her! Me: You are one messed up fairy.. thing

Feb. 02, 2016

Rating: 3

YASS! I HAVE CREATED THE MAJESTIC MUSHROOM!!!! WHO NEEDS HUMANS AND STUFF! TOGETHER, ME AND MY MUSHROOM WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

Jan. 27, 2016

Rating: 1

Wait, but did the little kid see her mom? Did that french dude find love? So many unanswered questions!

Jan. 12, 2016

Rating: 4

4th wall exists for a reason alien. don't let that poor guy know he's not real

Jan. 10, 2016

Rating: 1

Oh gosh I love the game but why must I kill these adorable creatures