Dreddeth's Comments

On second thought, f*ck this game. The crappy wall jumping is enough to ruin the experience by confining me to the first goddamned level.

Well, wall-jumping is more of a pain in the ass than it needs to be, but otherwise the game is good.

Is Health Regen bugged? I've got it, and a few health upgrades, and it stops once I'm at 100.

Flappy Bird can eat it. True masochists play oO!

Elements, War of Omens, and Kongai are all better.

I miss the days of certain classes having moves that were super-effective against one type of creature, like the Ranger and Conjurer. It made some of the most frustrating portions just a bit more bearable to dispense with the rabble and get to the guy who's gonna one-shot someone on his next turn. All that's left is the additional debuff Undead get from the Cleric's Holy Light.

I like it a lot, but I've noticed that it's one of the games which gets the bottom of its screen cut off when I run it.

The thing I hate most about this game is that there's pretty much no way to predict when a country will shut down, and when they do, it's permanent. I'm tired of having to randomly restart every few minutes.

I personally think that the Excalibur weapon needs a slightly longer range. Most of the time I use it, I get shot to hell while trying to land that tiny white dot on target.

Consistent wins with Ragnarok, Predator, Excalibur, and Rhino. This game can officially be played with one hand; not that that's a bad thing.

The dialogue bubbles are the best. Here's to delivering one-hundred millimeters of Capitalism and Democracy at ten-thousand rounds a minute.

Finally, we have a program hand-crafted to hunt down and annihilate time itself. The world shall tremble before this mighty weapon, indeed.

This is practically pay-to-win personified.

Where the hell are my badges?

Take a look at the Flood Runner series if you'd like to see this concept pulled off well.

It keeps crashing.

Played Volleydoll with launchers, a net of saws, two teams of two crossbows, and a pair of portals.

Law of Conservation of Ninjutsu is in full effect here.

The Artificial Intelligence on both sides is closer to Artificial Stupidity, the game play is repetitive even by Tower Defense standards, and the skills are nigh ineffectual. Of the five stars in my hand, I give this game the one on my middle finger.

Playing as the trade empire and running an army of nothing but Assassins and Demolishers with Patriotism and Art of War maxed is hilarious.