DrunkenOrc's Comments

You're lucky I needed a game to play while I devote most of my attention to eating pizza.

So many funnee xd memes

Has a lot of flaws but I had more fun with it then most of the crap here. Great fun, please patch.

I'm proud of you son.

Cool another game that's exactly the same as every other free to play mmo grind machine but has half the appeal and has had most of the actual combat removed. Please stop.

What a great game

I like how the "rare perfect wild card" is the most common one for me.

This game is pretty terrifyingly bad. Doesn't help that it's an MMO. And by 'mmo' i mean 'poor excuse for multiplayer with farmville elements to make you pay money'

I swear I've seen this game before.

OH MY GOD THEIR HAIR CHANGES COLOR AS THEY GAIN POWER IS THIS DRAGON BALL Z?

The little clinking noise this game makes when you pick up diamonds gave me an intense orgasm.

Did anyone else take the golf club and repeatedly smash it through the guys head while shouting "WOULD YOU KINDLY STOP DROPPING IN FPS??" Repeatedly?

Cool game but the controls gave me cancer.

Oh cool memes and funny faces you didn't draw that were taken from all over the internet, I should definitely rate this highly.

29 treadmill speed ffffffffffff

I agree entirely with Dark Raider. But I really can't complain.

Did you know? Clicking on this did you know give you a 95% chance to get a special trophy. (You're just very unlucky.)

Some of you seem to be wondering why you would want pie over one hundred gold pieces. Let me explain something to you. This is the most delicious pie ever. There is no pie in the universe that can be compaired to it. In fact, the universe it's self was created only so that this pie would be made. It's delicious, fluffy crust is so tasty that men would gladly chop off their limbs just to sniff it. The delicious, wonderous blueberry filling is so ripe and amazing that none can even look upon it without drooling openly. This is why the pie is better.

Brilliant. Is there really anything else to say?

Hello everyone. I am very sorry about the blue lights no longer having an effect. The most recent update to the game prevented them from noticing you. However, this should now be fixed.