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Jun. 30, 2014
Who would want to Delete when you can give money to a completely honest Nigerian Prince?
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I think the best part is that Nigeria hasn't had royalty for quite some time.
Jun. 19, 2014
luca, Red Orchestra is for WWII.
Apr. 22, 2014
I dunno.
Well, I figure you should at least know why such a thing is happening if you're going to go announcing it!
Forever and ever.
That sounds bad. Did some kind of amish crackdown happen?
And nobody was laid ever again
Just in the hospital, or in general?
Apr. 21, 2014
I imagine if you're a bad enough dude to bang interns and get caught, you're a bad enough dude to get some "insurance coverage" cuz you're a congressperson
Being a Congressperson holds a lot more appeal to political interns than members of the medical profession, I'd imagine.
Maybe if you're attractive, you can get some... "sexual healing" in the hospital
I'm pretty sure this only happens in pornos. I'm also not sure it would help gunshot and shrapnel wounds. Probably the opposite.
Mar. 27, 2014
I'd imagine you could get anon members of project chanology to get that guy if you could post some proof that he's a scientologist... you do that and they're bound to put him on their shit list
Well, the church of scientology is definitely behind things, like I outlined in global post a while back. You can safely assume that anyone attacking the game is affiliated with them. I'm guessing that's what you're talking about.
Jan. 02, 2014
Even as a diehard liberal, I firmly believe that unless Q explicitly states that there were game-breaking shenanigans that could be considered cheating, we need to seriously stop raging. Of course, if there was shenanigans, than screw those guys. But it's a game, and surprises are the essence of Clout.
There weren't any.
Nov. 27, 2013
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23824139/Leak/encry.jpg
Nov. 06, 2013
@Superdupercat You'd miss out on the Bonus you get upon passing the bill (which is received at the end of the day), the Clout profit from passing that same bill, plus you'd have more bills, which would reduce your end of day stress loss. By far, finishing the bills is the best option, not abandoning them.
Yes, there is also the fact that the introducing cash isn't much at all.
Oct. 31, 2013
Since when did facts matter in politics!??!?!??!?!
Hey, they kinda sorta do... sometimes.
Oct. 30, 2013
So blackmail-ception?
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/8a/8acc43cc01ff80b9ead464a1353658c6c8f0970c915f025e6a22f43f4251b648.jpg
Oct. 29, 2013
Huh, we actually made it to a high level! I wonder what will screw me over this time~
Oct. 27, 2013
Don't know if I should be offended by that...
well, to be fair, I was talking about the real one. The in-game government seems to ironically do a much better job of maintaining the nation in a reasonable state. Minus the bouts of martial law of course.
Oct. 23, 2013
I have the most "Campaign Contributions" on the High Scores List. #FinestGovernmentMoneyCanBuy
Indeed it is. Turns out you can't buy a very good one.
Oct. 01, 2013
People can bribe...me? My only weakness-money. And it's being exploiting.
nerf bribery olol
Sep. 30, 2013
Gotta stack those stacks- campaign contributions are my waifu in this game.
waiiiifuuuu. Also just wait til other players can bribe you from The Lobby!
Sep. 09, 2013
I dunno whether I should feel ashamed or proud to see that I have taken the 4th largest amount of total Campaign Contributions on Clout...
You're just proving that we have the best government that money can buy!
Jul. 18, 2013
OH GOD NOT THE ASSASSINS! NOT THE ASSASSINS! AHHHHHHH MY EYES
ZE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTINK
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