Duermes's Comments

A game that lets me crumple my failure and stare at it, just like college!

4 years later, this game still has it.

That moment where you realize this isn't going to stop. There's just going to be the sound of bullets and bouncing turtles, with the occasional spamming of lasers, and background music until you end it... but you won't because you're already up to 650,000 and well... may as well hit infinity.

Tearing his ribs out: Easily done with hammer, saw, or even scalpel for no blood loss. Tearing his lungs out: Easy. You probably did it on accident in removing his lungs. Removing his heart after all the veins and whatnot have clearly been cut: Nearly impossible without just randomly jabbing at it.

I feel like the game should have gotten difficult enough to kill me before I'd 15573429180 points and can no longer see anything but part of my worm's head.

Would be so awesome... if not for sticking controls.

Yeah, the daily acheive is obviously bugged. I got up to 1562 and it says I survived 4.

"Ah yeah, this game is pretty easy. I just pick up the yellows... and the purple... wow that got me up to 85x combo! I sure hope-" Red shot straight at the cursor. FUUUUUUUUUU

Link's voice for jumping? Win.

Given the name of the game-complete badge, I was torn between suspecting some sort of "You're stealing other people's wishes :(" or zombies. Glad they went with zombies because zombies make everthing better :D

Annoying bug with equipping spells. Sometimes it... just won't let me. It'll tell me to choose an empty slot when i'm clearly choosing an empty slot. Other times when I equip it and close the inventory, the image for the spell will float around the middle of the screen instead of the slot. When this happens, I can no longer unequip the spell. Like everyone else says: Awesome game... but it's prone to glitches.

Anyone else getting this weird floaty physics? Is that part of the game?

Scratch that: 34 dead. And each time they kill themselves, the camp spends a day doing nothing.

For the love of all that is still alive, do not allow the Church of the Chosen to go unchecked. It's a suicide cult. I've lost 25 good people to them already. If only there was some way to kick them out >_<

This game just makes me want to look up Myst...

Wtf kind of van are we driving that can A) Bump a swat van out of the way like it's no big deal and B) Withstand infinite amounts of bullets, crashes, jumps, and explosions that send other vehicles flying in every direction, usually causing more collateral damage in 5 seconds than ever intended?

So much easier if not for sticky controls...

A bit buggy at times. I got stuck behind a teleporter, crashed through the terrain at the edge of a screen (where you dive off the building into a lake) and got stuck on the edges of a few blocks. Totally tolerable though because it is such an amazing game.