 "DukeSkookum")
“What’s the dumbest name I can come up with?” I was 2 when my parents aborted me, left me in the forest a quarter mile from your house because the expulsion of the fetus stage was far too late to consider. The wolves found me about an hour or so later and I sort of just lived among them. They were going to eat me but at the moment I had defecated myself and I guess that turned them off. They called me Howl, which I imagine is Duke in wolf language- I called them friend. I lived with them- not man and beast, but beast and… other beast. I had to live like a wild animal, there was no place I could call home. Literally. I didn’t know how to say “Home” let alone understand what it was. What else do you expect out of a 2 year old? The wolves taught me everything. To this day I still lick myself clean despite the fact that I live in a house with a working shower (Yes I am that flexible. Call me). It was just last year that I became civilized. I’m 16 now and that’s all behind me. No I don’t know math, I was raised by wolves. Your expectations are too damn high. This entire story is true, look it up, every result is about me. Post script: Maybe I want to be a blank, is this site so against individuality that I can’t be that? I’m pretty sure that someone on the internet said that I could be anything I wanted. Post post script: If you contemplated looking up wolf upbringing stories even for a millisecond because of this you and I will be best friends. Activity FeedDukeSkookum has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |