Dukeminion911

Duke’s tips.

1. Listen to Duke’s tips
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3. Do not talk about girls you know, unless you show, or plan to show pictures.
4. Don’t date girls online. Chances are they’re gay men.
5. Spamming is the best way to make friends.
6. Cap locks is the only thing better than spamming for making friends.
7. Do not tell people on Kongregate you have a facebook.
8. Do not tell people on Kongregate what your facebook is.
9. Don’t chat in the BoG unless you’re prepared for the worse.
10. Don’t lie about your life. We don’t judge.
11. If you’re a girl looking for a guy, Bramble is single.
12. Rebellion is funny until you realize he’s not joking, he’s serious.
13. Largo is the man.
14. Lexi is the only one manlier than Largo.
15. NightWind is gay, just don’t tell him.
16. Duke has some pretty nice tips.
17. Ace says he’s joking, but he’s really mad.
18. Mancart and Scrumplate are the elders. In age, not so much as wisdom.
19. Respect the regulars of the BoG.
20. Don’t respect the noobs.
21. Don’t chat about games in the BoG.
22. Don’t talk about badges in the BoG.
23. If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say it at all.
24. Don’t come to the BoG to make friends. Only enemies.
25. Feed the trolls. They’re hungry.
26. dont type like this
27. Don’t brag about your life, unless you have proof, which you don’t.
28. Moderators are not friends.
29. Failtrolls are not trolls.
30. Hitting ctrl + w gives you the answer to life.
31. BoG does not care about the good parts of your life.
32. BoG only cares about the bad parts of your life.
33. Don’t troll in the BoG unless you know what you’re doing. I can’t stress this enough.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it.
35. Listen to rule 33. I think I just stressed it some more.