As i ride into the distance, towards the town of axel, i spy a man on a horse. Unfortunately for him, i'm in need of money, and my friend in the cart agrees that we shall kill him. As i approach, he warily looks at me, knowing what is going on. He warily stands up on his horses back, and draws his sword, while me and my friend stand on the random boxes in our cart and draw as well. The man fights bravely, slashing the air wildly in hopes of preventing the inevitable, but finds that our air slashing is much more powerful. He collapses from the sheer power of our air slashing, and we swiftly rob him of his stick and 2 gold pieces. We ride, victorious, into the sunset that day, in search of wounded people on the road to rob, or random crates to plunder.
my creature died long ago, but has somehow kept going, fueled by his rage at having needles constantly jabbing him. i am just waiting for the stimulants to kick in and make his tiny heart explode.
some guy offers to make my base better for 9000$ about 10 seconds into the game, then never shows up again when i say no. love the game though, cant wait to see where it goes from here.
i think this game requires very low self esteem and no friends to bother you about food or hygiene to win, although before the epic quest no one would have known because of the extreme obscurity of this game.
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