EdmundBlackadder

Baldrick, no! It’s the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said “Oh I’m sick of kicking around the house tonight, let’s go take in a show!”. For a start, General Melchett is in mourning for the woman of his dreams: he is unlikely to be in the mood to marry a two-legged badger wrapped in a curtain! Secondly, we are looking for a great entertainer, and you’re the worst entertainer since Saint Paul the Evangelist toured Palestine with his trampoline act! No, we’ll have to find somebody else.