Ehawlz's Comments

Ironically, while this game was loading, I went and put on my deodorant.

"Daddy, there's a bug in my room!" "It's okay, Johnny. I'll get my battle axe."

What? No magnifying glass?

The Sausage bullets changed my life.

The moment I found dad's secret whore room, I understood why mother was so angry.

How is he overweight if it takes this much just to get around his house?

Noooo! He ate my little buddy. ._.

"I'm too handsome to diiiiiiiiieee!"

Dear Mr. Driver. It is okay to let go of the shifter, and use that hand to shoot the mutant zombie on your hood. It won't get lonely, I promise.

"Here's a hint: Not everything is solved with a crowbar." XD Wonderful game, 5/5

If only there weren't that stupid, jerky lag. It always manages to screw me up somehow. Though the worst part is when the notes back up, so it makes it hard to continue for a few seconds. Still love the game, though.

I find an easy way to get the hard badge, and I have gotten over 50K without any groupies, is take off, and as soon as you jump, get into a hand stand. Then, when you get to space, start one flip, do an up and out, then get into a superman which you hold until you've fallen enough to get into the hang glider. Once there, hold the hang glider as long as you can. If you do it right, you'll have a 5X multiplier, 6X if you get lucky and hit the space ship.

Cute game, I just had to play it all over again.

In addition to confirming that this is the real him on deviantART, he says that he is working on IB 2.

This is the real Shock Value, someone asked him on his deviantART profile, and he confirmed that it is him. http://comments.deviantart.com/4/427938/901127080

Damn, my saved game is gone. I used to have over 700 drinks served, too.