Obviously you, sir, are a kindred spirit. I remember when MY windmill seized up and all the wind in the world stopped blowing. My only qualm is the simplicity of this game. Obviously a machine as complicated as a windmill takes more than a few gears to create the wind for a village.
I find myself rather angered at the blatantly false advertising in the title, a title that had attempted to fool me into thinking this game would be 'addicting', when in fact it was a mediocre copy of a boring version of a dull game. 1/5.
Mine took a while to load and had a some spots of lag during play, but it was still fun.
Several of people seem to be complaining about ship movement, but that's how the game is supposed to be. Otherwise it would be too easy.
It took me but 30seconds to break this game. lol. If you move the right way when dropping the stone and then jump, you kick it into the air and off the screen.
Definitely copied, but embellished.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/DKC10000/worm-war-unity-early-testing
they both even have the same highly annoying control over the worm :P
The ship is too slow, the game is too unoriginal (adding a triangulation attack does not make the entire game newer), and it just doesn't have enough action like a space shooter should.
what do the tiers mean? i finished the game with 'Captain of the Gaurd' and it said it was tier 5, but 'Completely Unknown' was tier 12. are tiers bad?
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