Elias02's Comments

Oct. 15, 2016

Rating: 4

I love getting stuck and then accidentally clicking and winning, makes me feel like my clumsy fingers are smarter than me.

Aug. 29, 2016

Rating: 2

I like to imagine that the zombies have re-organised society and this is actually a charity fun run.

Aug. 29, 2016

Rating: 5

Dear zombies who spawned literally on my town wall and destroyed everything I had, dick move.

Aug. 02, 2016

Rating: 1

well, I have the most deaths today. Wonderful.

Feb. 21, 2016

Rating: 0

I like to name all of the penguins i send up so their inevitable death feels more significant. So far i've said goodbye to the entire cast of the godfather twice. All three movies.

Feb. 09, 2016

Rating: 2

If you take a running jump towards a corner and hold the right key down, you can get stuck in orbit until you let go, i'm not complaining about it, i'm just letting you know.

Feb. 09, 2016

Rating: 1

For everyone who wants to play this game, there's an older but functional version for download here: http://tinyurl.com/jyrkt5g

Nov. 10, 2015

Rating: 10

i'm transporting 35 crates of freaking diamonds and he steals a stick.

Oct. 18, 2015

Rating: 505

wizard 1: ''we've done it, we have created a scarecrow that vomits fresh, edible goods'' wizard 2: ''solve world hunger?'' wizard 1: ''have you gone mad!? ofcourse not! give it to some guy so he can train to kill things!''

Oct. 08, 2015

Rating: -4

my friend asked my what i was doing, i said i was having a seiger.

Aug. 29, 2015

Rating: 37

after a series of massacres near beaches all around the world, tourists still flock. typical.

Aug. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

you released this on my birthday, where's my present?

Aug. 26, 2015

Rating: 0

that was a great opening cutscene, anybody who pressed skip needs to refresh the page.

Aug. 24, 2015

Rating: -3

never forget the international code for elephant ___.-~"~-._ __....__ .' ` \ ~"~ ``-. /` _ ) `\ `\ /` a) / | `\ :` / | \

Aug. 24, 2015

Rating: -3

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Aug. 24, 2015

Rating: 4

playing this game is like eating a pizza, it's not enjoyable when the waiter bugs you to buy a fork every time you take a bite.

Aug. 20, 2015

Rating: 4

huh, i died... no problem, i'll just respawn in an escape pod, what's this? oh, i've respawned back into enemy territory, and the escape pod has no weapons or defence. oh look, i'm dead again. *repeat x5* my average attempt at winning.

Jul. 30, 2015

Rating: 12

I played this game when I was younger and I didn't fully understand the message, but now I see what's happening fully, I feel like I've turned from the alien from the beginning, young, ignorant. to the alien at the end. wise and old. and compassionate.

Jul. 24, 2015

Rating: 0

he's a troll account, dont be suprised

Jul. 24, 2015

Rating: 2

the only game were ''fock dis shit'' gets positive votes