ElloMello

Brought up by wolves until the ripe age of five (when the pack attempted to kill me) I have lived a long and solitary life here in the land of ‘Merica [contrary to my name’s origin(s)]. Living well over three-hundred of your earthly years here. I am the unofficial official fanfic writer for the UTM. So if you piss me off, I will write a story about you. I’m looking at you, tan.