I finally worked out the system here!
Launch as normal, then use your boosters to attain max speed in either direction. Then just sit back and watch. Grab a beer. I just earned 23,832,774.80 (took 34:47, multiplier for that x208.7 plus height) I forced him to crash land just because I got bored of waiting.
You need good thrusters for it though.
I pray to Tukkun that he fixes the whole pet thing... It's ridiculously expensive just to keep the cursed thing alive and what can you get out of it? 7 MINS OF DOUBLE COIN/EXP?!?!? Oh, and a tiny bonus to other things based on how much you waste keeping it alive. *Dear Tukkun... mumble mumble mumble*
Most people find it fine as it is though. It's not intended as a low level feature anyway – While you unlock it at level 900, it's probably recommended that you skip it until a later point.
Were you to make this a little more 3-dimensional (forward movement in all directions), as well as more flowing controls and dynamic or random block placement, plus some graphical updates, this could be a 4-star. Also a mute button would be nice. ;)
Anyway, it has a long road ahead of it. 2/5 stars, but the concept is alright. And it IS cute.
Wait a second now... I selected 'start smoking' then suddenly...
Bad End
Game over
Cause of death: Stab Wound
Man... cigarettes are REALLY dangerous. They'll shank you good.
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Most people find it fine as it is though. It's not intended as a low level feature anyway – While you unlock it at level 900, it's probably recommended that you skip it until a later point.