I am playing this while Cookie Clicker is in the background. I have realized that I am playing two games about pastries, but they could hardly be more different.
I find it VERY unlikely that a single king can give birth to 2 blondes, 2 redheads, a brunette, 2 with blue hair, one with purple hair, an African American, and a lizard.
@asdflordrocco Are you sure that it isn't in the distant dystopian future (hence all the smoke and the sky being a dull gray due to air pollution), and suddenly robotkind turned on humanity?