As a child, he was an aspiring artist.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he bought a new TV.
He later married a slug named Karen.
Together, they had 21 kids.
He died at the age of 98.
As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study Biology.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Susan.
Together, they had 4 kids.
He died at the age of 93.