Erised

Hatched from an egg laid by a bizarre lion/zebra crossbreed, Eris was raised by scientists in a sterile environment, fed cheese in mazes, and taught how to communicate by pressing brightly coloured buttons. She broke from her prison years ago, and fled underground, where she has set up a small court beneath downtown St. Catharines. She feeds on serious, tortured men and prizes charismatic, morally-challenged geniuses. She is enamored with Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files series, plays Exalted every few days, writes fanfiction of her friends’ Spycraft characters, and is dry-clean only.