EsoZen's Comments

Like Museum Of Thieves, only better. I like the hint system from it was borrowed and fixed up a bit, and it was fun to play. Good music, fun new take on an old story. 5/5.

*taps down 100 times* *Notices the rocker finger* *laughs uncontrollably*

Shitty game, 1/5

This is total crap, everyone says they're getting high assed scores, meanwhile I'm getting AT LEAST birdies and eagles on EVERY HOLE and I'm only getting like, 5000-10000 points. Either the games scoring is bugged or everyone is talking out of their asses.

Apparently, this town has some crazy trends. First a whole fu.ckload of gamers moved into the hotel (Apparently for some convention) and the day after that a ton of Professional Bowlers showed up! What the hell?

@iamjustbored YES YES YES, I mean, the latest Plazma Burst supports multiplayer, so why not this?

IF YOU CAN NOT HELP YOUR COMPANION UP: Save and quit, then return. Your companion will be standing up again. Please vote this up so everyone knows.

Been waiting for this to get badges, THANK YOU FINALLY MY MAN!

Just broke my up arrow key apparently, and jumping is essential in this game so... yay.

Every time I get invert for 8 seconds it doesn't record it. I think the way to make a good game is to uh... Be able to progress in it. 0/5.

Basically, other then the rollerskates, this is Mirrors Edge then?

What the Christ?

I has a bucket. NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BE STEALIN MAH BUCKET

Zelda clone.

Could they have made Baron Brixius any gayer? I mean, who the hell, while getting shot and stabbed, says shit like "Oooooh, scratchy bitch!" and "Oh!" in that effeminate tone? Why not just have him say "My favorite movie to watch with my life partner is Brokeback Mountain?" Seriously, what the hell.

What happens if I give Felicity's knife to Veradux?

Timemu. -_-

While I'm normally not a fan of these sorts of games (Magic, turn based games, etc.), this is quite nice. 4/5 stars.

Seems like a clone of UPGRADE COMPLETE! and in addition it is unoriginal in its space shooter quality. However, the achievements are quite challenging and the music is nice. The relaxed feel of the game is quite nice, and the enemies designs are quite imaginative and original. 4/5 is my rating.

I got 110%... I'm so awesome...