EspioTheUndying

“In the world of new,
no room for old,
the mage be misunderstood”
-Me

“The magic of necromancy is not evil, it is simple a new means of life for those who are deprived of it”-Me

“It’s time to fight like men, and women, and women who dress like men!”-Gilgamesh FF5

“I’m so happy,I could tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!” -Sheogorath

“Ta. Come visit again! Or I’ll pluck out your eyes!”- Sheogorath

“They’re getting more active every day. Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? “Free Sweetrolls!” Who wouldn’t like that?"-Sheogorath

“Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn’t matter. It didn’t slow him down. To be honest, it wasn’t the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don’t smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.” – Sheogorath

“You’ve probably figured that out by now. Let’s hope so. Or we’re in real trouble… and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!”- Sheogorath

“Cat’s out of the bag on that one, isn’t it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.” -Sheogorath

“Wonderful! Time for a celebration… Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don’t like cheese. True? You’ve run a maze like a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little.” -Sheogorath

“A little busy here! I’m trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love eating. One of my favorite things to do. Talk to Haskill if you need more information. He’s got more brains than a brain pie. Oh… Brain pie! Perfect! Care to donate?” -Sheogorath

“Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits…no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, boring! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You’ve seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort.”-Sheogorath

“YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.”- Sheogorath