Nevermind my last post, use Jesus and spam his thorn toss combo, totally destroyed Satan with ease. That was actually tons easier than I had thought it was going to be, almost the easiest badge I've ever gotten.
This is just about the worst fighting game ever, controls are horrible and 70% unresponsive, that being said... the only way you can really get these badges is to spam the same combo over and over in a corner, with this in mind, Noah seems to really shine with his "Dove of Brutality" combo, mashing Left, Right, and Z can keep a knocked down opponent on the ground, and they wont get up until you stop spamming it. So far I've only played as Eve, Satan, and Noah... but Noah seems like hed be the best bet to get the 2 Perfect fights against Satan... heres hoping it works.
Olympic Champion:Get Gold, Silver and Bronze medals
Gold-Give the glasses (House of Widow-top floor)] to the man outside the Optometrists in the hospital
Silver-Turn the dial at the Forester House, then find the medal in the Dark Alleyway.
Copper-Give poo wrapped in toilet paper to the guy in the Park Janitor Room.
Good Samaritan:Act like a nurse for a while-
Wake the man in the room next to yours(waking pill), then give him tea(Museum Del Arte-through the painting) and bread(your room),fill the syringe with liquid(from nurse and your room), then give him a sleeping pill
Numerologist:Figure out the number
Find the numbers on the grill in the Forester House,
then put them into the abbacus in the Kindergarten.
Good Observer:Keep your eyes really open for this one-
Take the nail from the windowsill of your Hospital room, then give it to the man on the roof outside the Karterbrand Mansion
Vandalissiumus:Break stuff x10(with hammer)
1. The robot at Gate Corner(give the robot the vomiting pill first).
2. The 2 lights in the Dark Alley.
3. The clock in the Rectory.
4. The 2 lights in the first room of the Knife Guild House.
5. The top of the dome on the stone cylinder(left outside of Memorial Park)
6. The statue in Memorial Park.
7. The vase in the Museum Del Arte.
8. The Pitcher in the male painting (Museum Del Arte).
Gnome Finder:Find ten gnomes-
1. In Graveyard, turn left, angle arrow at base of tree.
2. Knife Guild House, go in painting, enter bottom door of house, click top of peeling wallpaper.
3. In Church where baby was found, click top right corner.
4. Screen left of children. In small dark hole/tunnel thing in middle of screen, under boarded window.
5. In the Museum Del Arte click into painting of obnoxious lady, he's hiding behind her skirt.
6. Just above said building, there are 3 statues on top of people?, one is hiding behind the far left 'statue'.
7. In the Forester House, click painting, click top of chimney.
8. In the Kindergarten room under the desk by the top right easel/chalkboard.
9. Left arched doorway(where the children are in Lupus square), bottom left, look for angled arrow.
10. Karterbrand mansion 2nd floor (scientist’s house) bottom right corner(thank you Emily, Lady D and MotherHoose)
Arachnologist:Feed three spiders-
In the Hospital, click the spiderweb left of the Opthalmologist, and pick up the dead bugs
1. Scientist's room in the Karterbrand Mansion(top right)
2. Spider web(top right) in the Rectory.
3. Put a spider in the light,on the floor,in the Black Hole(Le Borgoi Pivot).
Cold Blooded Killer:Kill the captain of the gate watch-
After knocking out the guard captain(sleeping pill), inject him with the urine syringe.
Good Uncle:Make kids in yard happy-
Give the children in the Lupus Square the lollipop(girl) and bitter candy(boy) bought from the wheelchair kid in the Hospital.
Problem Solver:Solve the pointless argument-
Give the encyclopedia F-O to the 2 men arguing about fog/mist(Lupus Square)
Not really hard... just takes some practice, luck, and using the crates to slow you down when you get going too fast, only real "difficult" part about it is the windows, especially ones that are below where you are jumping from, those can be a real pain. Just use those crates and don't give up. You'll get it eventually.
5/5 for this one, only thing i think would be better is if the sat laser hit everything on the field, (including air like it already does) once it reaches max radius, since thats whats the Quaker does (except for the air targets) ... youd think a $20,000 weapon would work better than a $7,000 weapon...
Congratulations! You just won the Swaintastic Badge and 30 points!
Probably the most irritating badge ive gotten yet... 4/5. Though just for the sheer luck you need to get through some of those levels without losing a life.
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