Oh god... I'm fighting a naughty violet fungus?? It's bad enough it's a fungus, and naughty, but does it have to be VIOLET?? Oh, my least favorite color in the spectrum, out to KILL me!!
Here's a few funny fancy emoticons: Walk against a wall and FPM will become James Bond; continually press the down button and he will rock out; and press space to pause and when you come back, he will be asleep.
This Sonic the Hedgehog-like game is simply fantastic and hilarious (especially in the background details- Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh Bat Spider!) but those hard achievments should be impossible. I give my utmost respect to anyone who has fulfilled either of those achievments.