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Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Apr. 28, 2013

Rating: 8

"We're gonna get thru this tutorial quick and dirty, so I hope you bought a condom".... FAVORITED.

No Time To Explain

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Jan. 14, 2013

Rating: 2

Wow... have to say, pretty easy for a medium badge. Hilarious game though.

Achievement Unlocked 3

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May. 30, 2012

Rating: 3

I squealed when I saw this game had come out. YESYESYESYES!!

i saw her standing there

Play i saw her standing there

Apr. 20, 2012

Rating: -2

take that, other zombies!

Villainous

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Jul. 02, 2011

Rating: -3

Woah! This game was made for me! (Note screen name)

Multitask

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Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: 5

Hmmm... is that it? This isn't so hard- (enter Space bar controls) AAHH GAAAAAWD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE?

Another Cave Runner

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May. 26, 2011

Rating: 5

Great new idea... stay with me... okay, here it is.... CAVE SPEED WALKER!! hah? hah? :P

Rebuild

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May. 15, 2011

Rating: 1

Wow this game is so awesome I just didn't want it to end!

Icebreaker

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

Great game, should be achievments

The Idle RPG

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Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: 9

Oh god... I'm fighting a naughty violet fungus?? It's bad enough it's a fungus, and naughty, but does it have to be VIOLET?? Oh, my least favorite color in the spectrum, out to KILL me!!

The Idle RPG

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Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: -6

Lolz isn't it hilarious how I can get 11 people to dislike my comment just because I said to keep it alive? :P

The Idle RPG

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Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: -8

OMG why would you want to canquish me?? With a pencil?? How did you know lead was my weakness?

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

Here's a few funny fancy emoticons: Walk against a wall and FPM will become James Bond; continually press the down button and he will rock out; and press space to pause and when you come back, he will be asleep.

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

RUN FAST! RUN FANCY!

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

BE FAST! BE FANCY!

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

This Sonic the Hedgehog-like game is simply fantastic and hilarious (especially in the background details- Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh Bat Spider!) but those hard achievments should be impossible. I give my utmost respect to anyone who has fulfilled either of those achievments.

The Idle RPG

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Apr. 17, 2011

Rating: -14

OMG!!! MY MOUNT IS AN ELITE JABBERWOCK! KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE SO ALL MAY KNOW OF MY GREATNESS!!!

The Last Stand 2

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 4

Woah! Rabid zombie dogs! Nobody better call ZETA...

The Last Stand 2

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: -1

The chainsaw is G(rrrRRRRrrrRRrrrrrrr!!)reat!!

Depict1

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 10

Wow... what an awesome game... 5 stars.

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