EvilMorty's Comments

@Phisco: "Great game, but i couldnt figure out what to do when you become a caterpillar." Think about another portal you can go to when you're a caterpillar. Think also about something that hasn't really been relevant before. Remember "Chekhov's Gun."

Me after first two levels: "Hopefully, this gets less heteronormative." Me after 3rd level: "OK, I was wrong... and awww." Me further along: "Awwww... AWWWWW... AWWWWWWWWWWW... AWESOME." I LOVE the message here, and the game itself is fun too! Happy Valentine's Day, and thank you for this.

@bobbylv: "there needs to be a respawn button because some how I managed to get stuck on a building" Click on the death counter on the lower right. That's the only way to suicide, as far as I know.

@galaxdriel: "what's v-p vehicle?" Looks like a bomb. You get it with your gold medal on Angry Nerds. Don't know how it works, because I just got it.

Is the enchanting percentage formula broken? Or does it not take into account your enchanting stat? Because I'm 0-4 on tries of at least 70% apiece, the odds of that being 0.81%. Maybe I'm just supremely unlucky, but still...

I'm still not quite sure what one needs for a gold medal, but I got 'em all.

As a little side-note: after you get A rank, you can also wait until the month ends, and then you'll get the Epic Cup Holder badge. It happened to me.

"The red candle should be useful for the pentagram in the attic." There's a pentagram in the attic? Thanks, pop-up!

Something something Felix Baumgartner zeitgeist something something.

There are about 55-60 checkpoints. Hope that helps any newcomers.

I had 39% left on the boss, but the progress meter went to 100% after killing a random robot, and it ended the level (and gave me the badge). I must have depressed the poor thing.

This is the strangest metaphor for a game of Hearts I've ever seen.

Two things: 1) Without being able to see the mouse when you're using it, and with the ship defaulting to the middle when the mouse goes outside the game's bounds, I lost a few lives unnecessarily that way. 2) It seems like, whenever there are lasers, the 5th laser, and only the 5th laser, is rushed out. Otherwise, solid game, and I'm glad you got badges for it.

Also, just from what I'm seeing so far, the shooting gallery is SRS BSNS. Get it ASAP.

The treasure hunts aren't so bad. There's luck involved, but that'll happen with only 3 digs. Besides, it's a treasure hunt, not an "inevitable loot" hunt. Basically, pick the outermost point you can for your first dig, then once you have a range, pick an outermost point on that. You might get lucky and be able to pinpoint the location for the third.

More objectives, more of a sense of danger, and more spreading out of objectives and ores (I played the entire game on the left side of the map, except for the beach), and this could be a more solid (pun unintended) game.

Henceforth, this game shall be known as "D**kriding the Golden Skull." 'Cause that's all I'm doing.

As luck-based as this game (I actually had FAR more trouble 3*ing Royal Hackenduff than Jungle Brook, and I got Chaos Club 3*'d on the first try), it's still fun as hell. Downloading the app for my iPhone now.

"What if Pac-Man had more teenage romance and angst?" And thus was The Love Letter born. Nice game, actually.

Nice to see Kenken on Kong, but there's a bit of an issue re: time. I was doing the last puzzle in the second level, and my finger slipped, hitting the 4 first (correct), then 5 (incorrect). It gave me credit for finishing the puzzle in 0:50, but then showed the puzzle with the 5 in place. After I changed it to a 4, it gave me credit for finishing the puzzle again, but in 1:43. I think it added on the initial time of 0:50 to the "second" time of what was probably 0:53, since it took me about 3 seconds to put the puzzle right again. Don't know if this is going to be a thing, but I thought you should know.