I was forced to cut my hand off because of this game.
After wandering around for about an hour wondering where the hell anvils were and how to craft some stuff - After sitting with my head in my hands as I managed to run about 2 metres then had to walk 3 miles with the speed of a demented snail -
After asking to be furnished with knowledge and watching the derranged crap that spewed forth from the chat box I thought 'maybe I should subscribe. After all, I could probably actually do something then...'
I was then forced to remove my hand as it reached for the 'upgrade to members' box. Thanks very much Runescape...