Guard 1: How did the boss get killed? Jimmy was supposed to watch him closely!
Guard 2: Apparently, he was sent away to get coffee.
G1: Look! Bloodstains leading to a dark alley with no exit... you go check.
G2: No, you go check.
*Radio crackling*
G1: New orders from central. Seems we're supposed to... stay still and face the wall for a while?
*10 seconds later*
G1: Pass here a donut.
*Assassin dashes out of the room*
BLAM BLAM BLAM
G2: What the HELL was that?
G1: Guys at the headquarter discovered that if we stare at the same point for enough time, they suddenly develop suicidal urges.
G2: LOL. He must be a retard.
One of the most idiotic game systems I can think of, coupled with MANY absurd balancement issues. RPG element inconsistent (1 armor slot and 1 weapon slot. Astonishing. Someone is actively trying to make me recall how much I hate FFVIII).
Can't honestly force myself to earn the hard badge... unbelievably tedious!
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