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New Star Soccer

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Apr. 30, 2012

Rating: 6

"Home sweet home! Famous footballer Jack Johnson was seen entering his apartment recently. How's that for moving up the property ladder!" Talk about a slow news day -.-...

Papa's Pancakeria

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Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 20

It's interesting that Papa, having 5 restaurants (at least at the time of writing this) hasn't considered making a gym or a fitness center, especially when some costumers literally come back every day.

K.O.L.M.

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Nov. 25, 2011

Rating: 3

Does anyone else feel disturbing the fact that you start without legs nor eyes, and more disturbing that you can put these things back on your body? o.O

Love

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Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 4

So, i guess the moral of the story is "Spread the love around the world, just remember to not get TOO close to someone. They may kill you, metaphorically or literally"

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 23, 2011

Rating: 2

I think i've spent the whole game hoping to find a library...

Coaster Racer

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 10

*Looks at achievements* "Time Challenge L1. Level 1: Finish in 1.37 SECONDS or less" O.o

Pirates Vs Ninjas

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Sep. 12, 2011

Rating: 9

HOLD IT! Ninjas are supposed to be stealth warriors, and i highly doubt that throwing bombs from a ship counts as "being stealth".

CycloManiacs 2

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Aug. 31, 2011

Rating: 1

A tip: before the race starts (ie, before the "go!!!!") you can press up or w keys (or even better, press both keys) repeatedly to get a little boost on the stunt meter. When you fill the stunt meter, you activate the boost. + for others to know.

Ultimate Assassin 3

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Aug. 09, 2011

Rating: 5

3 things that the green guys (apparently) will never have: guards with average IQ, security cameras and common sense.

Not To Scale

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

When someone says me "Do not think about x", I do not think about x, I think about thinking in x.

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: 4

One of the (random) personality tips is "She DISLIKES THE INTERNET and doesn't use it". Wait, what? The intro specifically says that they meet while chatting. O.o

Give Up, Robot

Play Give Up, Robot

May. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

Don't say "give up", that only motivates me to complete this game!

Castaway 2

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May. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

5/5 + favorite for the progress this game did compared to the original. I liked the new crafting part, especially that you don't lose your items and its funny even if you fail(due to the fanfare) ,in fact sometimes i think "um, maybe i didn't put enough of x, LOL , i'll try again"

Doodle God 2

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

The game is not a problem if you think outside the box. I find that many people think"What do you need to make X?", I think "X is (definition), for example a car is a VEHICLE that has a MOTOR, there is no motor, but a motor uses OIL", so cart+oil=car

Castle Crashing "The Beard"

Play Castle Crashing "The Beard"

Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 8

"Newgrounds office workers have noticed Tom’s behavior and sanity steadily declining as his beard grows." Another reason of why i play in Kongregate.

Monster Slayers

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Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

A quick look, the Veteran Veterinarian is the most awarded badge (maybe mainly for the best of '10 quest) , seconded by Song of the Slayer (game completion) and, in 3rd place, the Player Slasher (ironically the easy one).

Bullet Heaven

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Apr. 13, 2011

Rating: 11

Right now, somebody in the eastern world is playing this game, rates it 1/5 complaining about how easy is. Meanwhile, everybody in the western world (including me) rates it 5/5 because they like how challenging (but not frustrating) is.

Age of War

Play Age of War

Apr. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

With all your technology, you didn't tried to stop fighting for a moment? I'm sorry, but i don't think you evolved at all.

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

Play Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

Mar. 17, 2011

Rating: 10

Why they want the gems SO BAD? I mean, yes they are shiny and people like shiny things, but they are worth enough like to be attacked by, like, 1000 arrows, clouds, laser, being poisoned, frozen, burned, being scared to death and/or get hit by a meteor?

Castaway

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Dec. 27, 2010

Rating: 5

The pet needs more love, Without equipment, has very low stats compared to me(i receive 10 damage and my pet receives 30). And once you use your pet for a while, you'll only change it if it dies. Also your initial pet is unique, because there's only one in existence( does that mean that is a near-extint species?)

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