Brethern and Sisters! A great evil is plotting to invade our fair land of Great Britain(Kongregate. This great evil is Adolf Hitler(Euosha! With him, he brings an army of thousands of men who have been fooled(Crappy Games). He has a heart of lead, forcing us to prepare for invasion(Contemplate going to Armor Games to avoid the crap load of games on Kongregate! Hitler(Eousha has only one love: Power(Pissing People Off! But I tell him, that we will fight on our beaches(Our newest game area) we will fight on the streets(Highest Rated game area), even in our homes(Our favorite game page), but we will never surrender! Then, when his forces are worn, we will liberate Germany(The Not So very good game area on Kongregate) and the rest of the world(Internet), so never again can good people(Web Gamers) be threatened(Upset with crappy games).
Winston Churchill, modified by Fahrir600
Please note, the abriviated speech is a metaphor. In know way are Euosha and Hitler similar.
Brethern and Sisters! A great evil is plotting to invade our fair land of Great Britain(Kongregate). This great evil is Adolf Hitler(Chocoman1)! With him, he brings an army of thousands of men who have been fooled(Crappy Games). He has a heart of lead, forcing us to prepare for invasion(Contemplate going to Armor Games to avoid the crap load of games on Kongregate)! Hitler(Choco) has only one love: Power(Pissing People Off)! But I tell him, that we will fight on our beaches(Our newest game area) we will fight on the streets(Highest Rated game area), even in our homes(Our favorite game page), but we will never surrender! Then, when his forces are worn, we will liberate Germany(The Not So very good game area on Kongregate) and the rest of the world(Internet), so never again can good people(Web Gamers) be threatened(Upset with crappy games).
-Winston Churchill, modified by Fahrir600
Once upon a time, there were two beggar boys. Not very far off, there lived a medieval version of Electra(Sexy ninja lady). The two beggars grew up to be evil sorcerer's that would use their chrystal ball to look at things that they shouldn't look at and the girl in the castle's room. She found out and killed them both in one hit. One of the brother's corpses fell in love with her.
To get this story, make the two boys poor, the girl rich. Next, put no one in the cage. Next, put the girl on the left. Put the two boys standing next to each other on the right of the girl. That is all.
Rail quoted" dude this game suck i mean its nothing like risk and this game is ripping of risk"
Rail, how can it be nothing like risk and be ripping of risk? That's more impossible than Justin Beiber going thru puberty any time soon.
The one mission where you hack the traffic grid.
Cofer" Sorry sir, but we are gonna have to stop. There is a red light."
CEO"Shut up, i hired yo to drive, not talk. Turn."
Cofer"Sir, but Onstar says-"
CEO"**** Onstar! Turn here!"
I agree with nmm. Deal with it. If you dont like it, either get off your lazy bum and help him, or buy the game and pay people to do it for you. Besides, refreshing is quicker to set up the risk board, mikey.
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it's gamers choice, not mine :)