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*Tips* The first boss is easy enough, just stay in the back middle (inch a bit right or left as needed to dodge his spray bullets) and move up to dodge his big ball (the string wont hit you)
To beat the second boss, stay a couple centimeters from either the left or right scanner bar and middle of the bad up and down wise and absorb till you max all five. Since you won't get hit by any attacks any way, just shoot when you can, and stop when he's scanning. On his last form hit laser is a bit harder to predict, but his scanner+tracer now become his only attack. Just get in the middle back and spray him. Once he scans you he will fire tracer missiles. Simple move up then at the last second move down (if you look at the path the missiles are fired in you should get what I mean). If you did this on hard mode you will undoubted get the 15,000 (I got 20,000+)
Challenging yet fun. =]
Beat the game on my second try. 5/5
To anyone who's stuck:
1:Beard Whip- Simple, move away
2:Beard Windmill- Stay pretty close to him, once you think he's about to strike, run. Keep running in one direction (Doesn't last too long so if he's in the middle, just pick a side, if he's on the left go right, on the right, go left)
3:Lasers- I've read many people saying go behind him. Dont. Wait till you here the sound of him charging. As soon as you hear it, right to either the far left or right (depends on which is close) and stand near either low platforms. As soon as you see the first laser finish (Always on top) jump to the lower platform, then one of the higher ones. Wait out the second laser continue to beat away.
*Note*Make sure you get to Lollipop, because It might be just me, but the damage if alot better, range seemed farther, and I beat it pretty easy.
*1/5* Breakdown:5/5 controls (simple and effective) 4/5 gameplay (enjoyable, simple, replay is decent) -3.5/5 (If i want space invaders I'd bust out my old 2600, plus i like those graphics better, more memories of what games used to be like)
Bug: If you are at 0, after you make a move if you hold the mouse button down you can continue making moves as you dont lose until you touch the space in betwee/around the squares i believe
Might i suggest a couple things? First, make it cheater UN-friendly... then add some more levels... then add some moving obstacles. THEN you might have a decent game.
Not sure but i think theres a glitch. If you start jumping right when the level starts, you can pretty much fly. Just keep tapping jump and you'll start jumping in mid air
1/5 For being too short. 1/5 For being unoriginal. 1/5 for being cheater friendly. Congrats 1/5 Overall. Then again, first game, i guess its not half bad, playable, 2/5 just cause i feel nice...
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