Fanoxia's Comments

*Finishes growing tree* OH HOLY SHIT!!!

Now, my purple foxdog, go and attack that snake while I hit it with my stick.

This is game is pretty messed up... I love it

how do i scroll through recipe books

I shot the assistant in the head and he fell over and broke all of the bottles... I think that should count

I swear to god their head blew up before mine

The most accurate part is that even in real life gladiators didn't wear pants

Collecting inconveniently placed crystals, fighting annoying recurring enemies, sitting through dialogue scenes with characters that have funny accents, and loads of sexual puns. All things that make this game worth every second of game play. 5/5