2/5 for dialogue noise and having to hold down the mouse to speed the text up. Blame the low ratings on people missing the point all you like. We get it, you're creative and special and such.
Only major complaint is that music and sound can't be muted separately. A speed up button would be nice, as it usually is for grindy games. Otherwise it was pretty entertaining, and I didn't experience nearly the lag of the notorious Strike Force Kitty.
The only thing that could have made this lagfest worse was if they were trying to sell you unearned outfits for Kreds every time you had to refresh the page.
ありがとう!