Is fighting supposed to be this mind-numbingly frustrating?
It seems as though your character is cross-eyed, because the chance to hit ANYTHING is about 1 in 100.
Eggos, I happen to have been raised in a Lutheran home all my life. I know my Bible, and I know it's got some of the most hilarious moments I've ever read in a book.
Also, Jesus was a pretty awesome guy. Eh dies to save people and doesn't afraid of anything.
Eggos, people like you are hilarious. If God can have a littly comical expense at the human race, then we are entitled to have a little fun at the Supreme Being's.
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