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Dec. 17, 2010
So BORING. Ugh, this isn't a game, it's a job.
Dec. 13, 2010
I finally got the 8000 badge by being (mostly) monogamous. This game is great, it shows how a simple design and strong theming is still the best way to succeed in game design. 5/5
Nov. 18, 2010
I haven't seen so many terrorists camping hostages since Counterstrike
Nov. 17, 2010
Really well done. Simple, elegant gameplay with happy graphics.
Sooooo boring. Characters all feel the same, graphics are "retro" (which is an excuse for crappy art), levels are repetitive... pretty awful all around.
Nov. 10, 2010
Repetitive, boring, badly balanced, full of cliches... not finding anything fun here.
Jul. 26, 2010
Such a tedious grind. Not a lot of actual playing in this game, mostly it's watching. And the levels are all substantially the same, so watching is not terribly interesting either. Ultimately pretty boring.
Jul. 14, 2010
This isn't a game, it's a class. If I wanted a class, I'd take one. 1/5
Jun. 11, 2010
Pretty fun for the first 10 levels or so. It starts to get a bit repetitive though, so maybe some additional gameplay elements are needed.
Jun. 01, 2010
What an awesome game! The rotating play field is great, and the ships were well balanced it seems. 5/5 and tipped 25 cred. Is there a way to make a ship shoot at a non-adjacent target without moving? I couldn't find it, and there were situations in which I wanted to do that for tactical reasons. Maybe add that in a patch.
May. 14, 2010
Totally genius bit of satire! Loved it. (obligatory 1/5)
Apr. 24, 2010
All you whiners need to STFU. "Ohh WAAAAAA the free games you're giving me aren't enough, everything in the world should be given to me free waaaaaaa" Little babies. Either get a freakin' McDonalds job, which is enough income to pay these tiny costs for upgrades, or just accept that the COMPLETELY PLAYABLE FREE GAME you're getting is enough even without the upgrades.
Apr. 03, 2010
This is an extraordinary game. So basic in concept that I could've programmed it on my Apple ][ in 1985, which proves that a good game doesn't need flashy graphics if it's got a solid design. 5/5 and wish I could rate it higher.
Animal rush 7 is kicking my butt. how do you beat it?
Feb. 05, 2010
The map with the green circles is really tough on hard. Any tips anyone?
This isn't even a game, what a stupid waste of time.
Jan. 29, 2010
please to be making badges for this awesome game
Dec. 07, 2009
Umm, it's really dumb that an Uzi is better than an assault rifle. Plus, Uzi is a brand/model, whereas all the other guns are classes/types of weapon. Take 10 minutes to read Wikipedia about guns before designing a game with guns.
Sep. 21, 2009
This game proves you CAN code an entire flash game in 5 minutes, even while drunk.
Sep. 13, 2009
Best. Song. Evar.
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