A very witty allegory. As a Russian myself, I have to admit that the primary enemies are depicted very accurately: the tyrant, its loyal oppression forces (police), hoodlums (hopniks) and archaic-minded pepperpots still worshipping the wraith of former glory. With warmest regards from Moscow!
I would be grateful if the developer added an option to select a language. My compatriots fail to deliver a decent translation since they don’t give a damn about gamers. They do the translation to feed their vanity; however, not only they translate every second word with google, but also make up syntaxically nonsensical constructions. Please save my æsthetic perception from those Russian atrocities by allowing me to play the original developers’ concept in English. Thank you in advance!
Уважаемые разработчики, пожалуйста, дайте игроку шанс выбрать английский язык интерфейса. Не насилуйте его эстетических чувствований безграмотными предложениями и словами с ошибками. Такая с любовью сделанная игра заслуживает более приятных эмоций игроков. Графика очень качественно прорисована, анимация талантливо сделана. Дайте же возможность выбрать английский интерфейс!
Please enable language selection somewhere in the options!
1) I want to enjoy the original. I am clever enough to avoid this mutilation.
2) Russian enthusiast translators always ufck up with punctuation and spelling. ALWAYS. Do clever and all-knowing angels exert themselves with flash game translations? My heart shivers when I read students’ brain vomit. The translation is gruesome! Such translations are of rednecks’ use only!
3) We are sitting at an international contest in Moscow, so my foreign friends want to play this, too. How can they select English so that they can enjoy this game without asking “what does it say?”
Sincerely yours, Andreï from Moscow, Russia.
P.S. The game is very vivid and the artwork is ingenious.
The ending cutscene music is “Romeo and Juliet” by Peter Tchaikovsky (approx. 70% elapsed from the beginning). Keep it up so that people could re-listen it!
What is the epic orchestra music from the reunion scene? I guess it is by some late XIX century Romantic composer, but cannot recall what the piece is! Thank you in advance! This game is so... kind and virtuous! I want that girlfriend!
I have never come across such a plot in a flash game! It would be tempting to suppose that this game is after a book or a film... However not! You would be surprised that an adult Russian poet (primary occupation) like me is playing flash games on Kong, itching to write a dozen of poems or even a novel after a game. Alas! You gave me the inspiration, but gave no permission. I have translated Calcelmo’s note from Skyrim in verse (the translation received better appraisal than the one by local company translators), wrote a grand description of food heaven (8 pages of verse) from Gourmandland (Rayman Origins) and it would be an honour for me to compose something that would be related to the greatest (sic!) flash game in my life.
Sincerely yours, Andreï Kostyrka, renowned Russian poet of classic style.
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