If you just wan't the bloody badges in less then 2 minutes (seriously) and have NaN everything then follow these steps.
1: start a new game
2: Once your on the first battle, keep skipping your turn (exclamation mark) until you die.
3: click reload
4: Your screen should start flashing the 4 different zones, click on the "next battle" red button on the 4th zone
5: skip your turn
6: congratulations... do whutever you want :)
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