I know I've played too many video games in my life, because for some reason collecting eggs to raise pets never struck me as awkward.... until I hatched a camel.
I love the princess character. "Look at what you've done now! There's a pile of snow in our way!" - granted, I'd be grumpy, too, if I had to wear that dress.
"Oh no! There's a giant sandworm eating our kettle and it'll probably kill us, too!" - "Worry not! I have this gigantic crystal sword which I'll use to whack these bushes!"
I feel you