Flah's Comments

So, I'm forced to die for my principles. Very well. It's a soft G and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Shush. Do you want him to kill us AGAIN?

Excellent to see Bonte's family continuing the long standing tradition of feeding sushi to cats.

"Big bucks, no whammies, STOP!" "You get a brand new wooden spoon!"

How much do I have to pay for a scroll bar on the upgrades and managers panels?

Dodo homeworld? Should that be... Earth?

Is his head supposed to be the wrong way around?

And thank you... laser cow.

Step 1: Village to city. Click once and you're good to go. Step 2: City to Modern City. Click five or six times and you're laughing. Step 3: Modern City to Future City. Click like a maniac for a full minute until it hopefully reaches the right level. AAAAAAAGH!

As I walk through the mansion with a half-dead crow in my pocket, I wonder to myself... What the hell is wrong with me?!?

That was a car? Whatever it was, it cracked me up! I just couldn't stop laughing.

While the previous build was way too difficult, the current build makes it far too easy. I'm just going through the dungeons with no end in sight. At some point, my hero basically became indestructible.

My one nitpick is that, when all endings are found, you still have two blank spots. I went through every life a second time, trying to figure out what I missed. Eventually, I had to look up a walkthrough which told me that there were only 29 endings. Might be a good idea to get rid of them in order to prevent confusion in others.

you know this is basically a copyright violation, right william? and a piss poor attempt at one too.

There seems to be a glitch with the Big Bucks achievement. It says you need to earn $100k. I currently have over $200,000.

To get the backwards achievement, you need to get him through one of those yellow tubes. There are some that will wind around and shoot him backwards. Early on, there's a tennis racket that will shoot your backwards.

I love that city level. The city is being flooded by the ocean! What do we do? Shoot the water! Shoot it with everything you've got!

My one complaint is that, once you complete a level, it will immediately go to the next without letting you appreciate the final product. A button that allows you to progress to the next level would be appreciated.

Does the battle music make anyone else think of the Lion King?

I love the ending. Just makes you want to go DAWWWWWW. My one complaint is that I sometimes get stuck inside a platform when I jump. And there's no way to reset the room except by refreshing the page.