FlaminPopsicle

Hello minions, I am Emily, but I insist, Em. Didn’t know that? You do now. I live in the US of freakin A mannn. Nothing interesting happening here contrary to how that last sentence may have sounded. I was born on the 8th of a little month called October in the year 2053, don’t ask, just embrace it. So, my zodiac sign would be Libra.
I like to ramble, and rant, obviously, it’s very fun. You should try it out sometime. And I have a volunteer right over here who would love to listen to all the juicy details going on in your life (aka, CRAP! XD!). Yes, RIGHT HERE. I’m all ears, well not literally, but that would be awesome. But i do have some rules to the ranting. Speak in a way I can understand. And try to use words and phrases a normal person may know, Sorry, but the words and phrases “asl” “wats up” and “lyk” are not in my vocabulary.
I will totally ignore you.

What are my goals and ambitions in life? I want to be a creative writer (author, screenplay, etc etc) while also, a photographer. AWESOME. I know. Will all that happen? Most likely not, because I’m a procrastinator, and lazy. I’m even procrastinating the ending to this “about me” because I don’t know how the hell I will end it. That is always the hard part of ending these things, how do you go out with a BANG?
Well it isn’t going to happen anytime soon since I have even gotten to the basic stuff, so here IS the basic stuff.

PANIC! AT THE DISCO, MUSE, COLDPLAY, AFI, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, REM. What are some of your favorite bands that are said in all caps? YOU ARE CORRECT-O! You get a sticker (no you don’t) Also, my favorite colors are black and white. I love them. They rock my world (well, not polka dotted). They will rock yours in the future too. Do you know as i type i have had 0 hours of sleep? That’s right, i woke up at 4pm and it’s 11:30am. I’m not going to sleep. AT ALL. (upon later discovery, I found that I fell asleep about 3 and a half hours later.)

Well i hope you have a fine morning/afternoon/evening depending on wherever the hell you are. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts! The alien overlord will be coming soon. Am I kidding or totally serious? We will have to find out won’t we?

Goodbye, minions.