If you’re one of the millions of Americans suffering from bifurcated frenulum syndrome, talk to your doctor about Flarvex!" Then, sotto voce, "In some patients, Flarvex causes mild gastrointestinal distress and a sea monkey to grow out of the forehead. Do not use Flarvex if you are now taking or have recently shaken hands with anyone taking Farfadi…
show moreIf you’re one of the millions of Americans suffering from bifurcated frenulum syndrome, talk to your doctor about Flarvex!" Then, sotto voce, "In some patients, Flarvex causes mild gastrointestinal distress and a sea monkey to grow out of the forehead. Do not use Flarvex if you are now taking or have recently shaken hands with anyone taking Farfadil, Quackarid or Damitol. Discontinue use immediately if you have visions of Johanna. Pregnant women viewing this commercial should run naked through a car wash, then phone their physician immediately
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