Floyster

I don’t know who my real parents are. I was raised by sea turtles in the middle of the Pacific ocean until the age of 5. During that time, I learned how to breathe underwater, which has stood me in good stead since. On my 5th birthday, I left my kind sea turtle family and swam to Egypt, where I started a vendetta against the sphinxes. When I had wiped them out, I got a job as a lumberjack clearing the Sahara Forest. I access Kongregate by projecting my soul inside that of the Internet.