"I can hardly bring myself to wake up in the morning, let alone work on recovering from injury today." - Yeah... sometimes you are just too pissed to let your wounds heal.
Dude! You just completed the Thunderous OPEC Guardian achievement in Balloon Invasion and won the Thunderous OPEC Guardian badge and 60 points!
...and I'm never gonna play it again. I like the idea, but it's getting impossibly boring after like 10 missions. 4/5
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