Wat. So, I managed to get instakilled from a dialogue option. I then respawn to find my horse smashed by a tree, and then the majority of this hill is missing. And then I fell through that hill into a glitch pit and can't get out and now everything is broken... yeah.
I just noticed something... The All Star achievement is unachievable here. It requires you to defeat the mayor with all 3 classes, and Hydraulic can't be played here. I support the notion that Hydraulic be added to the Kongregate version. The code is probably already there, with an extra bit of code blocking us from using the class, even.
Girlfriend arrives, on a dragon, with dynamite.
My response?
"ARGH, go away! This is not how you treat someone who you kick in the ass to get you five hundred thousand dollars for jesus's own diamond ring! Argh! I'm giving that diamond ring to someone else once I buy it now go away!"
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