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Haiku Hero
Jun. 12, 2011
Rating: 1
Haikus are easy(5), But sometimes they don't make sense(7). Refrigerator(5).
Dreamsong Catcher
Jun. 10, 2011
A naked carpenter licking the sea over and over again... WTF? Children aren't supposed to dream about porn.
Zombie Bites
Apr. 02, 2011
Rating: 6
"OOOHHH LOOK A BLOODBAG FELL INTO DA HOLE! LETS FOLLOWWW ITT!"
Nom Nom Adventures
Mar. 27, 2011
Rating: 7
"Hey NomNom! That evil beever stole out nuts!" "You mean Justin Beaver?" "Yeah! Go knock his teeth out!"
N?na, Ha?e F?aith
Mar. 20, 2011
Rating: -2
The 'messed up spelling' is actually the mirror-image of the letters.
iGod
Mar. 14, 2011
Me:What colour is your urine? God: Blue Me: Well, mine is green.
Sugar, sugar
Rating: -5
An erase button would be good.
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