It would be nice if the menu button opened the options menu *In Game* instead of throwing you out of the level. I was on the last screen of the final challenge... (grumble)
SOLUTION:
1. Obtain "Turbo Boost" upgrade (found relatively early in the game)
2. Place heavy object on Shift key
3. Go do something else for about 5-6 minutes
4. Collect badge
Gives you the satisfaction of not actually pressing the right arrow key for 10 minutes feeling like a moron :)
There are not many games in the world that make you say '' Thank goodness that a shark swallowed me, that really saved my life!'' But this is one of them.
How did they get anyone to narrate this?
I mean, who would say ''Boom went the bomb'' to be recorded for a video game?
Or ''Pheew! Tock!'' when you shoot the arrows?