Love how I can taunt, or power attack, at around 50% about 4 times without hitting them, but they can one-hit me with any of them. Super lame. Get your **** together Fizzy.
Advisor to the Greenland President: Sir, excuse me, but don't you think we should start shutting things down to prevent infection?
President of Greenland: Hmmmm... I see people dying in the streets, Roger. People dying in the streets.... No, no let's just leave it as it i-OHHHH! Did you see that kid just trip? Ewwww... Some of his pus bubbles popped. Oh god, this is HILARIOUS!
Guide to the last boss: Move above or below him and let him walk down to you. Spam fast attack until he's knocked away, run back and then reposition yourself so he comes to you again. Rinse and repeat. He walks right in front of you, so his range becomes nothing and your fast attack will hit him before he can do anything. + so others see this.
Knight: Sir, I'm not sure about these blueprints, they look a little... Off. King: What do you mean? Knight: Well, sir, I'm not sure it's a stable building. King: Fffft! It doesn't need to be stable! It'll look cool! Knight: What about the explosives right below the living area? King: Oh please, since when has anyone ever been hurt by explosives?