Gelphy's Comments

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CycloManiacs 2	Apr. 08, 2020 Rating: -2 Playing this in 2020 and The Mayor is now the PM and dying of corona.
Cursed Treasure 2	Jun. 28, 2019 Rating: -3 The lag makes it impossible to win the hard badge. What a shame, it's a beautiful game.
Song for a bird	Mar. 08, 2019 Rating: 2 Beautiful aesthetics and concept, but Bonte should have used a more fluent English speaker for the puzzles themselves.
Jacob and the Gyrocopter	Jul. 03, 2014 Rating: 2 Finally, my smug superiority about listening to bossa nova is vindicated!
Rebuild 2	Feb. 16, 2014 Rating: 3 No matter what difficulty I play it on, whenever I try to rebuild a giant city, the sheer number of zombies completely overwhelms my survivors, even when I use toughened survivors from a previous town.
Glean 2 Preview	Dec. 24, 2013 Rating: 6 This is probably because it's not the full game, but once I collected 4 personal logs each for John Carbon (the terrestrial robot) and Kard Argon (the aerial robot) as well as 6 logs for Erbium Sun (the aquatic robot), I couldn't gather any more personal logs. Also, a gripe about corals. It gets really annoying having to drill into every bit of ocean floor, given they don't show up on either the map, nor in the actual game screen. Beyond that, yeah, the trophies from the turtles, millipedes and oysters really made my life hell. Why can't the bots just synthesize plastic rubber out of oil and use it instead of viscera?
Nowhere Safe 2	Nov. 23, 2013 Rating: 4 At the game's beginning: Selective mutism? Hey, Raj from The Big Bang Theory has that. After finishing the game: Holy cow, Raj's gonna kill everyone! After finishing every ending: I'm never arguing with my mother again. At least she never slashed me to death. :'( Developer response from deleteduser Glad you enjoyed it. :D edit \| delete
Road of the Dead 2	Nov. 15, 2013 Rating: 1 I got a major gripe about this game. It somehow decides that it should not respond to my commands. I played it on onemorelevel and newgrounds, and kongregate has the only version which flat out refuses to obey. I move my mouse at the zombie's face and click, but the soldiers just point their guns at the sky.
Disaster Will Strike 2	May. 17, 2013 Rating: -1 It's a lazy game, but it doesn't really get repetitive. That's a good thing.
Baba Yaga	May. 13, 2013 Rating: -4 When I was a kid, my grandma said that if I didn't eat my dinner, Baba Yaga would fly out of the neighbor's chimney and eat me. Back in the day, we didn't get traumatized over stories.
Jacksmith	May. 08, 2013 Rating: 7 I wish other RPG merchants would accept loot futures as payment. Great concept!
ClueSweeper	Apr. 28, 2013 Rating: 40 The hired help is addicted to gambling and an alcoholic. The friend's obsessed with the victim and brutally violent. The spouse is a psychopathic sociopath and convicted felon. The victim is a great judge of character.
Boom Town	Feb. 12, 2013 Rating: 5 Forget dynamite or nitro-glycerine! Real men mine with nuclear devices!
The Infinite Ocean	Dec. 11, 2011 Rating: -2 So, I open this game and I hear an ecclesiastic church hymn from the old country. Holy nostalgia, Batman!