"You open the tine before you throw it and the nearest mutant is left covered in beans. The smell of the beans attracts the other mutant, who begins to eat her former friend. You watch the ensuing scene and after a while you begin to find it quite arousing. It's a bit like that hentai porn that you used to watch on the internet. You take a step back to unzip your trousers, but trip and fall down an open manhole right behind you."
I'm kinda ashamed I laughed for a solid 5 mins to this before I could continue...
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