GhostRaiderZ

Things i hate in life.

1) The water that splashes on my butt when i crap.

2) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

3) When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

4) When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

5) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?