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Pandemic 2
Oct. 14, 2012
Rating: 3
Anyone else choose Virus and name it the T-Virus?
You are a... The Sequel
Oct. 02, 2012
Rating: 0
Last one: I am Commander Jack the Legendary Killer, and I am destined to sleep with ALL the Vikings!
Chibi Dad the ruthless camwhore destined to have sex with all the pokemon XD and o.O
Lonely Joe the Chosen Behemoth who is destined to have sex with all the government o.O
MECHA DAD THE UNSTOPPABLE MEME DESTINED TO BREAK AND PILLAGE EVERYTHING
this is one of my best: I am Stoned Assboy, the Evil, evil boy destined to Turn Lead into Russia!
I AM JESUS AND I SHOULD ANNIHILATE GOD?
Eternal Jesus, Tragic Vdieo Game Player, Snack on Poland.
I am EMPEROR BRO (YES!) the PERFECT KING (YEEES!!!) destined to STEAL CHILDREN (Oh..)
I am boss killer the very angry meme destined to slaughter all the furries. ONE THAT MAKES SENSE! Or as much sense as this game can...
I am Master Assassin the Legendary Video Game Player destined to Change all Original Content!?
I am Bizarrosan the Raging Mastertrool and I am destined to SPILL COFFEE ON ALL MANKIND *trollface*!!!
Infectonator 2
Rating: -1
Didn't load for me... :(
Barack Obama's 100meter Dash
Sep. 11, 2012
8.1... Trying to beat Gerardo...DAMNIT!
WOAH HE'S MILES BEHIND! HE LOOKS LIKE HE MAY WALK... BUT SUDDENLY.. WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S NOW DASHING PAST EVERY COMPETITOR TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD!!! lol
100m Race
AND HE'S CLOSE TO BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD...AND HE FALLS OVER THE LINE TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD! 9.35!
Spar Ultimate Athletics
WOW this is a pretty hard athletics game... bronze, bronze, bronze, n/a, n/a.
The Keyboard Olympics
Rating: 6
Every top score is hacked, 0.13 seconds to press spacebar 100 times? -_-
speed 20 seconds 200 space presses. my hand hurts :P
Plane Crash Simulator
Rating: 11
This must be the only game that makes you want a terrorist on-board.
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