Oh god, the grinding. I loved the other Ducklife games, but this is a piece of crap. Here's why I hate this game. The first grind was slow and generally awful. I stomached it, and was optimistic. Oh, neat.. area two.. different minigames (thank god.. or so I though.) Come to learn very quickly, that the grinding process was somehow SLOWER!..wtf?! Oh, the game gets even worse! you HAVE TO GO BACK AND GRIND THE SAME S&$* AGAIN! Holy mother of tapdancing Christ! How could this be? The other Ducklife games were so decent.. whatever.. on to area 3.. "Maybe it won't suck so bad here," I thought. wrong, duh. The grind was 674793x slower, more boring, and as rewarding as kissing your sister (Not that I'd know.) After 2 sessions of minigames, I cried, broke stuff, and called the police on Notdoppler for being such failures. Their imprisonment is imminent. You're welcome, all you poor people who suffered the disappointment of this game.
Cool game. Sure as hell not going to pay for it, though. It's not that I'm poor or cheap, it's just that what makes LevelUpLabs so special? Dozens of way better programmers give their games away for free and make their revenue from advertisement on their website. Yes, this was a terrible marketing move. You guys made a decent flash game, but you're no business men. 1/5 If I could rate this lower, I would. Had LevelUpLabs not been such greedy douchebags, I would have given this game a 5/5 inb4 kids downrate because they're fat.
Okay, so I lied.. after my data got deleted, I did start over and enjoyed the game. Best RPG on kong, in my opinion.. absolutely the best. For the dev, If you make another, I'd like to see a multitude of classes and races to choose from. variety is the spice of life. 6/5
When I got the hard badge, I also got the 1,000,000 ft achievement. Ninja Headband, Leather Bracer, and Walkman is what i used to do this. I did get extremely lucky. I had 700k ft before i even even used my first extra hit. Mainly from commandos. Keep trying if you're still trying to get the badge. You'll get it eventually. Took me several tries.
Boss tip: Use Ryu.. pixel sucks. then take drugs. This keeps you from getting pissed at the enemy's outrageous luck. Second, Focus on defending. If there's a move to get hp and one for defense, use defense. Most of the damage you do to the boss will be from counterattacks. Good luck to all who are still trying. It's 90% luck to win this one. Try to think a couple moves ahead, and if every move available sets him up, skip your turn by running the clock out.
lawl.. Got the hard badge before either of the medium ones. Just launch your plane straight up. spend the first two sections of your fuel getting up. try and stay even and use as little fuel as possible to steer. use your stalls to keep your velocity. Pro tip: When stalling press "p" to pause the game, pound keys, unpause. When you unpause you'll have gotten out of stall and into a boost (you basically fill your stall bar while suspended in one place. this rocks.) This is better than slamming your keyboard. Press + to save peoples poor keyboards.
Yeah, the 99% useless hammer was frustrating, but moreso, being followed by a phantom note writer must be troublesome too. I bet at some point he as sitting on the toilet, reaching to grab some tp, only to find a note which read: "Sorry, bro. I hid the tp in a locked safe so no one could find it but you. First you'll need to kill your other brother, smash the toilet, fish down the drain, flood the basement, cut off all your hair, enter a van - leave the van, find the code somehow and open the safe.
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