The next time I need to take a really heavy dump, I'll make sure to remember this game, and christen my faeces "Bubble Sky", in memorium of this game. Scratch that, I wouldn't lower my shit to the same status as this game. Poor show.
It's been 2 years since I was last here. I was bored. I came back to play this hoping it would relieve my boredom. I was looking for a good 30 minutes time waster, BUT... I BEAT IT 5/5 FIRST TRY. Either I am a God, or someone wants me to remain bored forever.
If you haven't already noticed... Click the full stop at the end of "American Exceptionalism". There you will find a link to the TRUE name of the badge. :D
This town has some serious infrastructure issues. Between chasms in the floor, and the fact that the only job on the go in the place seems to be as a soldier, it's no wonder crime is so high! Great game xD
If the spikes hit you, you aren't going fast enough.
The spike is merely a pointy part of the wall.
Do not fear death, for it is simply an escape from life.
Electricity is good - Stimulates the muscles.
If in doubt, respawn.
Lasers are bad.
^ Must knows for escapists.
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