Azgodeth, to awnser your question: "Long ago...when the first wizard made magic, he said: 'I must choose a rare material to power this skill, so it cannot be used too much. I will create a material, place it in monsters without the skill, and- f*ck it I'll just use gold."
I decided to survey my friends on this game and what they thought of it. 99%(them):Dude its just a stupid TF2 copy. Why would any idiot play this? 1%(me): This is a wonderful game, a bit glitchy but still amazing. 5/5
Me: Yes! Look at all this awesome loot! Medic person (Im too lazy to make a name): ZOMIES!!! AHHHHHH!!! (Later) Me: Almost there! Who cares if we have some injuries? I'm sure we will be fine! (Game crashes) Me: Uh...uh....but.....why??
Me: Okay, so thats Kelly, shes the medic, and thats Max, the guy we dont give sharp things to. Wife: Why dont you give sharp things to Max? (gives max a knife, max runs into a zombie horde and dies) Me: Thats why.
Me:(in subway) A HORDE! GOTTA RUN! (hides in saferoom right as horde starts, zombies are walking through a wall) Oh no...its worse than I thought... the zombies can break physics now!
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